Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The sweetest person ever. They'll stick by you through anything, even if it means getting hit by a truck for you.

Naciely was the only one who stayed when the dog ate my homework.

She cried with me when my phone died during the final exam.

She even brought me soup when I got grounded.

2

The most perfect human being who makes everyone’s day better just by walking in. Smart, hot, and a total legend at parties.

Naciely showed up to the party and everyone forgot the DJ was terrible.

She solved my math test in under five minutes.

She got the whole class to laugh by doing a dance in the hallway.

3

A thick blonde girl who looks like a supermodel, but her dad is a monster who scares the hell out of everyone.

Naciely’s dad gave me a black eye just for talking to her.

She’s got a ton of friends, but they all hide when her dad shows up.

She’s the most popular girl in school, but she’s terrified of her dad.

4

A total slut who'll sleep with anyone, even my pet goldfish. She smells like a dead fish and talks like a broken record.

Naciely slept with my brother and my goldfish at the same time.

She stank up the whole school with her dead fish smell.

She said the same thing ten times in one conversation.

5

A brain-dead idiot who can't think straight. They’re so dumb they believe the sky is made of cheese.

Naciely thought the sky was made of cheese and tried to eat it.

They failed the test because they thought 2+2 was 5.

They tried to talk to a wall and called it a friend.

6

The best player in the game, feared by all. They eat soup like it's their last meal and destroy everyone in Munchy.

Naciely ate soup so fast it looked like a hurricane.

They beat my brother in the game and he cried.

Everyone in Munchy is terrified of them.

7

When a girl licks your big man so hard that slobber flies everywhere, like a fountain.

Naciely licked my big man so hard slobber went in my eye.

She made a slobber fountain when she licked me.

I had to clean my face after she licked me.