Nacial Profiling

A cop pulls me over because my name is 'Mohamed' and he thinks I’m a terrorist.

My teacher called me ‘the suspect’ because I’m named ‘Javier’ and he hates Spanish people.

The security guy at the airport asked for my name and said, 'I know what you did.'

My cousin got stopped at the mall because his name is ‘Kai’ and the cop said, 'That’s not a normal name.'

My friend’s name is ‘Luis’ and the cop said, 'I bet you’re trouble.'

I got questioned at the bus stop because my name is ‘Zara’ and the cop said, 'That name is full of drama.'

My name is ‘Derek’ and the cop said, 'Derek? That’s a name of a thief.'

My sister got called in for questioning because her name is ‘Ricky’ and the cop said, 'That’s a troublemaker’s name.'

My name is ‘Tina’ and the cop said, 'I bet you’re in trouble.'

My name is ‘Brandon’ and the cop said, 'Brandon? That’s a name for a delinquent.'

My name is ‘Selena’ and the cop said, 'That’s a name for someone who’s always getting in trouble.'

My name is ‘Greg’ and the cop said, 'Greg? That’s the name of a kid who skips school.'

My name is ‘Miguel’ and the cop said, 'Miguel? That’s the name of a troublemaker.'

My name is ‘Linda’ and the cop said, 'Linda? That’s the name of someone who’s always late.'

My name is ‘Kevin’ and the cop said, 'Kevin? That’s the name of someone who’s always in trouble.'