Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who talks too much and never shuts up, like a broken parrot on a caffeine binge.

Naciah kept talking about his dog's bad hair day for 45 minutes straight.

She texted me 20 times in one minute about her cereal.

He explained how to tie a shoe during lunch, and no one cared.

2

A person who thinks they’re the main character of everyone’s story, even when they’re not.

Naciah told me he was the reason the fire alarm went off.

She claimed the teacher’s coffee was poisoned by her.

He said the internet crashed because he posted a meme.

3

A loud, messy, and slightly unhinged person who thinks they’re famous.

Naciah screamed his lunch order at the entire cafeteria.

She painted her face with ketchup and called it art.

He tried to sing a karaoke song in the library and got yelled at.

4

A person who never stops bragging, even when no one asked.

Naciah told me he got a perfect score on a test he didn’t even take.

She said she dated a celebrity and he didn’t even remember her.

He claimed he could beat up the principal and no one believed him.

5

A person who is always late, forgets things, and still thinks they’re amazing.

Naciah showed up to class 10 minutes late and still claimed he was early.

She forgot her homework and blamed the moon.

He lost his shoes and said it was a fashion statement.

6

A person who is so obsessed with their own opinions that they think everyone agrees with them.

Naciah insisted that pizza is the only food that matters and no one else liked it.

She said everyone’s favorite color is blue, even if they said it wasn’t.

He believed he was the smartest person in the world, even when he got questions wrong.