nachu

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a human who thinks video games are better than food, oxygen, and their own parents

'I skipped dinner to beat the boss. My mom is now my enemy.'

'I live in my gaming chair. My pants are now my bed.'

'I don’t know how to cook. I just know how to kill dragons.'

that tiny pile of food you save for yourself when no one is looking because you’re a greedy little monster

'I hid the last chip under my shirt. My brother doesn’t know I’m a thief.'

'I ate the last scoop of nacho stuff. My soul is now cheese.'

'I stole the last chip. I’m now the nacho king.'