nachtschattenschnepfe

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A German slang word for a girl who stares at her friend on a date like she’s trying to figure out why she’s not the one getting lucky.

'I saw her eating my burger while I was on my first kiss.'

'She’s been watching my date for two hours. I’m starting to feel like a zoo animal.'

'I had to leave because she was judging my dance moves from the corner.'

A girl who’s so desperate for love she sits in the background and watches her friend get attention like it’s a free sample.

'She’s been texting me every 10 minutes about my date.'

'I got a date and she’s still sitting at the table like she’s waiting for a coupon.'

'She’s watching me flirt like she’s the one who should be getting flirted with.'

A girl who’s too scared to ask for a date so she just watches her friend get one like it’s a horror movie.

'I was on my second date and she was still watching me like I was in a cage.'

'She came to the restaurant just to see me fail at love.'

'She’s been texting me every 5 minutes like I’m her personal entertainment.'

A girl who thinks just by watching her friend on a date, she’ll get a date too. It’s not working.

'She’s been watching me for three dates now. Still no luck for her.'

'She’s texting me about my date like I should be texting her about hers.'

'She sat in the back of the restaurant like she was at a concert.'

A girl who’s so jealous of her friend’s love life she sits in the corner and watches it like it’s a sports game.

'She was watching me kiss my date like it was the World Cup final.'

'She came to the party just to see me have fun.'

'She’s texting me about my date like it’s a live blog.'

A girl who’s too shy to talk to boys so she just watches her friend on a date like it’s the best show on TV.

'She sat at the bar like she was watching a soap opera.'

'She’s been texting me about my date like it’s a reality show.'

'She came to the restaurant just to see me flirt.'