nachtentach

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When you see a German who works like a maniac at night and snoozes like a baby all day. You have to greet them with this word or they'll give you the evil eye.
Hey bro, you're gonna have to say 'nachtentach' or I'm gonna curse your Wi-Fi.
I met this German at the bar and forgot to say 'nachtentach', now I have a hangover and a bad luck charm.
My cousin's German friend yelled at him for not saying 'nachtentach', now he's sleeping in the garage.
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When you have to greet a German who’s up all night and asleep all day. If you mess it up, they’ll probably hex you.
My teacher’s German cousin made me say 'nachtentach' or I’d be stuck with a bad grade and a cursed pencil.
I said 'hello' instead of 'nachtentach' to a German, now I have a nightmare every night.
My brother’s friend got cursed because he said 'hi' to a German who works all night.
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When you meet a German who’s awake all night and asleep all day. If you don’t say this word, they’ll probably curse your cat or your coffee.
I said 'nachtentach' to a German and my coffee tasted like heaven, until I forgot to say it again.
My neighbor’s German friend cursed my cat for not saying 'nachtentach', now it’s napping on my laptop.
I tried to be cool and said 'hey' to a German, now my coffee tastes like dirt and my cat’s ignoring me.
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