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A woman with a perfect butt and a face that could scare a ghost

She walked in and the whole room turned around. I couldn’t look at her face, it was that bad.

He asked her out, then ran away when she turned around.

Her butt was so good, I forgave her for the face.

A lady who looks like a beauty queen from the back but is a disaster from the front

She turned around and I was ready to marry her. Then she looked at me, and I wanted to die.

He proposed to her, then got a divorce the next day.

Her back is a masterpiece. Her face? A crime scene.

A woman with a body that makes you drool and a face that makes you want to scream

He saw her butt and forgot his own name. Then he saw her face and forgot why he was there.

She turned around and I got a hard-on. Then she looked at me and I got a headache.

Her back is a dream. Her face is a nightmare.