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A frog so hot it makes your grandma blush and your dog cum on the floor.
My frog is so sexy I had to take him to the ER.
This frog is smoother than my uncle's second wife.
I tried to flirt with the frog, and it gave me a lap dance.
nacht
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A German nightmare so bad it makes your brain want to commit suicide and your mom's spaghetti taste like dirt.
That dream was so bad I woke up and cried into my cereal.
I had a nightmare so real I tried to kill my dog.
That dream made me question my entire life and my dog's existence.
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A rude frog who thinks he's the king of the world and has a twin who's the opposite of him. He's got a bad attitude and a magic that looks like a shadow.
Nacht is such a brat, I want to punch him in his ugly face.
He's like a bad kid who never does his homework and eats all the cookies.
Nacht acts like he's the best thing since sliced bread, but he's just a frog with a bad attitude.