nachos twatgrande

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A Nachos Twatgrande is a girl with a cooch so bad it could make a priest cry. It looks like a mix of burnt cheese, moldy yogurt, and something that should never be eaten in public.
My cousin got a Nachos Twatgrande and now she’s banned from the family picnic.
He asked me out, then ran away when he saw my Nachos Twatgrande.
I saw her cooch and immediately went to the clinic.
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A Nachos Twatgrande is a girl whose cooch is so bad it looks like it was made in a food truck disaster. It’s got cheese, green sludge, and a few tomato chunks that shouldn’t be there.
She said she’d bring snacks, but I got a Nachos Twatgrande instead.
He proposed to me, then ran out when he saw my cooch.
I saw her cooch and immediately went to the clinic.
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A Nachos Twatgrande is a girl who looks like she ate a whole plate of nachos and then let them sit in her cooch for a week. It’s got cheese, sludge, and a few tomato chunks that look like they were thrown in for fun.
She told me she had a date, but I saw her cooch and knew it was a disaster.
He asked me to prom, then ran away when he saw my cooch.
I got a Nachos Twatgrande and now I’m banned from the clinic.
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