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A Nachos Twatgrande is a girl with a cooch so bad it could make a priest cry. It looks like a mix of burnt cheese, moldy yogurt, and something that should never be eaten in public.
My cousin got a Nachos Twatgrande and now she’s banned from the family picnic.
He asked me out, then ran away when he saw my Nachos Twatgrande.
I saw her cooch and immediately went to the clinic.