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The most glorious disaster on the menu. It’s like a food fight between a taco and a nacho, and it ends with your pants soaked in melted cheese and sadness.
My friend ordered one and it took 10 minutes to eat. He looked like a sad dog who just got hit by a truck.
I tried to take a bite and my face looked like it had been kissed by a greasy monster.
My sister said it tasted like regret and expired pizza.