nachos and cheese

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You grab two fat old bitches and a cup. You punch one in the crotch and the other in the ass. The first one leaks goo into the cup. The second one leaks guts all over the floor. Now you got your nachos and cheese.
My uncle did this at the nursing home and got fired.
My cousin did it at the grocery store and got arrested.
My mom did it in the church and got excommunicated.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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It’s like Trump’s brain if it had a meltdown and fell into a cheese factory.
My teacher said Trump’s brain is just nachos and cheese.
My dad said it’s like a cheese factory exploded in his head.
My brother said it’s the worst thing he’s ever seen.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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It’s the cheese you wish you had but you don’t and you’re mad about it.
My sister got the cheese and I got nothing.
My friend got the cheese and I got a bruise.
My neighbor got the cheese and I got a lawsuit.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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It’s like a taco that failed and then cried in a microwave and got sprinkled with cheese.
My mom made it and it looked like a disaster.
My brother ate it and threw up.
My dog tried to eat it and ran away.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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It’s the cheese you wish you had but you don’t and you’re mad about it.
My sister got the cheese and I got nothing.
My friend got the cheese and I got a bruise.
My neighbor got the cheese and I got a lawsuit.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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It’s the cheese you wish you had but it’s not yours and you’re even more mad.
My mom had it and I didn’t.
My dad had it and I had nothing.
My brother had it and I had a broken nose.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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It’s the dumbest joke you’ve ever heard and it might ruin your life.
My teacher told it and we all fell asleep.
My dad told it and I got a black eye.
My brother told it and I got grounded.
by Slangipedia 3h ago
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