Nachophobia

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When you see someone with grimy fingers about to dig into your nachos and you want to scream

My cousin grabbed my nachos like they were the last piece of pizza on Earth.

I watched my friend’s hands go from clean to greasy in 3 seconds.

The guy at the party dipped his whole hand in my nachos and I almost cried.

The terror of seeing someone’s hands look like they’ve been in a trash can and they’re about to ruin your chips

My sister’s hands were covered in ketchup and she sat next to me.

My brother’s fingers looked like they had been in a mud pit and he grabbed my chips.

The guy at the restaurant had finger grease and took a bite of my nachos.

When someone’s hands look like they’ve been fighting a greasy monster and they’re about to mess up your meal

The guy next to me had gunk all over his hands and he ate my nachos.

My friend’s hands were covered in cheese and he grabbed my chips.

My mom’s hands were sticky and she took a bite of my meal.