nachomomma

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Not your mom. Never will be. She’s got more class than your mom and a better tan.

I’m not your mom. I don’t drink coffee and I don’t let you eat my chips.

Your mom’s a sad excuse for a human being. I’m a real Mexican restaurant with sombreros and dignity.

If your mom was a dish, she’d be the one that got left in the fridge.

A tiny Mexican place in Milwaukee run by midgets who think tortilla chips are a luxury and dip is a miracle.

That place is like a chip store run by midgets who think dip is a once-in-a-lifetime event.

I went there once. It was like eating chips from a sombrero in a room full of midgets.

The midgets there think they’re kings. They’re not. They’re just short.