Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who promises to give you a blowjob if you hand them a plate of nachos.

"I'll suck your cock if you bring me a tray of nachos.", DM from a coworker during lunch break

After the manager said 'no raises,' I screamed, 'I'll take a plate of nachos and a blowjob!'

My mom said, 'You're not getting a phone unless you trade me a blowjob for a bag of nachos.'

2

When you quit having sex to go eat nachos, then come back and try to keep going with a mouth full of cheese and chips.

'I had to stop mid-fuck to eat a whole plate of nachos,' he said, still chewing.

She said, 'I came back with a mouth full of cheese and a big chip stuck in my throat.'

He said, 'I tried to kiss her but all I got was nacho cheese in my mouth.'

3

When you let your stepkids eat all your snacks and then you throw a fit and say you're done with them.

'I'm done with you kids,' he said after they ate all the nachos.

She yelled, 'You didn’t even leave me any chips!'

He said, 'You took my whole plate, I’m out.'

4

A plate of chips and cheese that tastes like heaven and also like your ex’s leftovers.

'That plate of nachos was better than my ex’s cooking.'

She said, 'I could eat that every day.'

He said, 'That was the best snack I ever had.'

5

The food they give you when they’re about to fire you and you’re already crying in the breakroom.

'They gave me a plate of nachos and I cried.'

She said, 'I got nachos and a warning.'

He said, 'They gave me nachos and told me I was getting fired.'

6

A Black way of saying 'That’s not yours.' Like when you’re trying to eat the last chip and they take it from you.

'That chip was mine, you said it wasn’t yours.'

He said, 'You took my chip, I’m calling you out.'

She said, 'That’s not yours, I was gonna eat it.'

7

A word for weed that came from kids who love chips and getting high at the same time.

'I smoke nachos every day.'

He said, 'We call it nachos because we like chips and weed.'

She said, 'Nacho is the best name for weed.'