Nachodamus

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Someone who knows ahead of time that someone else is gonna eat nachos like it's their last meal.

I saw my brother walking in with a bag of chips and I knew it was gonna be a disaster.

My mom texted me ‘I’m getting nachos’ and I screamed ‘NO!’ into my pillow.

I had a vision of my crush eating nachos in front of me and I cried.

A person who can tell when someone’s gonna chow down on nachos like they’re the king of the world.

I woke up with a headache and knew my dad was gonna eat nachos for breakfast.

My friend sent me a photo of nachos and I immediately got a stomachache.

I saw a guy in the mall with a nacho and I knew my day was ruined.

A person who gets a bad feeling when someone else is about to eat nachos like they’re going to die happy.

I had a dream about nachos and I knew my friend was gonna eat them at lunch.

I saw a nacho on the table and I knew my life was gonna get worse.

My teacher said ‘nachos today’ and I ran out of the classroom.