Nachocide

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Eating so many nachos you’re basically a walking cheese factory; you don’t stop until the last crumb is gone and you’re crying from the joy of it all.
I ate 12 nachos and now my pants are on fire.
My friend Nacho killed the entire plate and then asked for seconds.
I’m not hungry anymore. I’m a god.
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When you eat so many nachos you forget your name and your life goals; you’re just a hungry person with a cheese addiction.
I ate so many nachos I started talking like a nacho.
I ate until I could no longer stand up straight.
I told my mom I was going to college. I was wrong. I’m going to a nacho bar.
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When you eat every single nacho like it’s your last meal; you leave no cheese behind and you’re probably still mad about it.
I ate every last crumb and now I’m mad at the chef.
The nachos were gone. My soul was gone with them.
I ate until my dog started crying.
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