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A person who gets a hard-on just by looking at a plate of nachos.
He saw the nachos and immediately dropped his pants.
She ate one nacho and started hyperventilating.
He asked for a second plate because he couldn’t handle the vibes.
Nachochist
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Someone who would rather have a heart attack than miss their weekly nacho fix.
He ran to the restaurant instead of waiting for the ambulance.
She skipped her meds to eat more nachos.
He died in the parking lot from a nacho-induced heartburn.
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A person who thinks cheese is a religion and nachos are the holy book.
He prayed to the cheese gods before eating his nachos.
She got into a fight over who got the last piece of cheese.
He tried to convert his dog to the nacho faith.
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A human who will do anything to get their hands on a warm, cheesy, crunchy meal.
He stole the nachos from the kitchen table.
She begged for seconds and got thirds.
He kissed the chef for giving him the last plate.
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A person who would rather fight a dragon than miss their nacho time.
He battled a dragon for a plate of nachos.
She took on the entire restaurant just to get more cheese.
He refused to leave the table until he had his fill.
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Someone who lives in a world of cheese and tortilla chips.
He dreams about nachos in his sleep.
She eats nachos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
He even put cheese on his shoes to feel closer to the nacho world.