nacho tower

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A fancy outfit you wear to look important but still act like a mess inside.
I showed up to the meeting in a suit but forgot my socks. Classic nacho tower.
He wore a nacho tower to the bar and still tried to pick a fight with the bartender.
My dad’s nacho tower is so bad it looks like it was thrown in a trash can and then worn.
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A suit you wear without a tie because you’re too lazy to care.
She showed up to the interview in a nacho tower and still got the job. Who needs a tie?
My brother’s nacho tower is so sloppy it looks like he wore it in a snowstorm.
He came to the party in a nacho tower and then tried to dance like he was in a movie.
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A suit you wear without a tie because you think you’re too cool for ties.
He came to the wedding in a nacho tower and still managed to spill wine on the groom.
My mom’s nacho tower is so tight it looks like it’s about to explode.
He wore a nacho tower to the gym and then tried to lift weights like he was in a movie.
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