nacho taco chimichanga

I’m gonna throw a nacho taco chimichanga party and you’re all invited to argue about who eats the most chips.

My cousin said it’s a celebration, but I know it’s just a cover for chip wars.

The teacher used it as a lesson plan and now we’re all mad.

He said, ‘¡Hola, mi amor!’ just to get a girl to notice him.

She started acting like a Mexican princess because she thought it would make her look cool.

He tried to say ‘chimichanga’ 10 times in a row to sound extra.

After eating 12 tacos, I felt like I could sleep for a week.

I ate so much I forgot my own name.

I was so full I started talking to my dog like he was my brother.

He said, ‘¡Chimichangas, por favor!’ and no one understood him.

She tried to say ‘nacho taco’ like it was a secret code.

He made up a whole conversation in fake Spanish and no one believed him.