Nacho Story

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A stupid story that nobody asked for. It tries to be funny but ends up making you want to punch the person telling it.
My cousin told me a Nacho Story about his goldfish getting a PhD. I cried.
At the party, my friend started a Nacho Story about his toaster. It was a disaster.
My teacher told a Nacho Story about her pet llama. I fell asleep.
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A story that’s so unnecessary it should be banned. It’s like someone trying to be clever but failing at life.
My mom told a Nacho Story about her coffee. It was longer than my math test.
My neighbor told a Nacho Story about his cat’s hair. I ran away.
My friend’s Nacho Story about his pizza was so bad it broke the internet.
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A story that’s as useful as a broken phone. It starts with a promise of fun but ends with you screaming into a pillow.
My brother told a Nacho Story about his video game. I threw a shoe.
My teacher told a Nacho Story about her dog’s dance moves. I got a headache.
My friend’s Nacho Story was so long it made my dog fall asleep.
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A story that’s like a bad pizza, everyone knows it’s not good, but no one wants to say it.
My sister told a Nacho Story about her pet chicken. It was worse than my homework.
My friend’s Nacho Story was so bad it made my dog cry.
My neighbor told a Nacho Story about his car. It was longer than my bedtime.
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A story so pointless it should be exiled to the land of forgotten socks. It’s the story version of a broken pencil.
My teacher told a Nacho Story about her pet turtle. I almost quit school.
My cousin’s Nacho Story was so long it made my dog run away.
My friend’s Nacho Story was so bad it made my mom cry.
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A story that’s like a bad dream, no one wants to hear it, but it keeps coming back.
My brother told a Nacho Story about his pet dinosaur. It was longer than my life.
My friend’s Nacho Story was so bad it made my dog vomit.
My neighbor told a Nacho Story about his vacuum. I ran away.
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