Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A total badass movie starring Jack Black. He’s like a Mexican Chuck Norris with a laugh that could make your mom cry.

Jack Black’s movie is the best thing since sliced bread and tacos.

This movie is so good, I want to marry it.

Nacho Libre is the only movie that makes me want to punch my brother.

2

A stupid mustache that looks like it was drawn by a kid with a crayon and no talent.

That mustache is so bad, it should be banned from the planet.

I think the mustache is trying to take over the world.

That mustache looks like it came from a toilet.

3

Eating nachos out of your girlfriend’s snatch while she’s doing yoga upside down. It’s gross and amazing.

She ate nachos out of my snatch and it was the best thing ever.

I did that and my sister laughed so hard she fell off the couch.

That’s the kind of thing that should be illegal.

4

The most fire goon ever. He’s like Chuck Norris, but Mexican and with a laugh that could kill you.

Nacho Libre is the best goon since the last goon died.

He’s so fire, he could burn down a taco truck.

He’s like the goon version of a superhero.

5

A new comedy movie coming out. It stars Jack Black and it’s so funny, it should be the law.

That movie is so funny, I laughed so hard I cried.

I watched it and my dog laughed too.

It’s the best comedy since my uncle told a joke about a chicken.

6

When you’re getting your dick sucked and you cum in her mouth. Then her nose explodes with your cum, like a volcano.

He cummed in her mouth and her nose blew up like a firework.

That girl’s nose looked like a cum fountain.

He cummed so hard, it came out of her nose and made a mess.

7

When you crumple up nachos and put them on a girl’s vagina. Then you fuck her like she’s your enemy.

He put nachos on her vagina and fucked her like a beast.

She had nachos on her snatch and it was the worst thing ever.

That guy put crushed nachos on her and I laughed so hard I snorted.