nacho lady

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A woman who hands out nachos like she's God and you're just a hungry slob.

She gave me nachos and a side eye like I had personally insulted her family.

At the party, the nacho lady showed up and I suddenly had a reason to live.

I asked for extra cheese and she glared at me like I'd stolen her childhood.

A woman so good with nachos, she could make a sad kid happy and a mad man cry.

The nacho lady gave me a plate and I suddenly forgot my ex ever existed.

She brought nachos to my lunch table and I became best friends with my coworkers.

I got a nacho from her and it was like she knew my soul.

A woman who brings nachos with the kind of attitude that could make a saint swear.

She gave me nachos and a look that could've melted the ice caps.

The nacho lady showed up and my day went from bad to legendary.

I got a plate of nachos and a side of sass from her.