nacho helmet

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A helmet that looks like it was kicked by a goat. It’s missing the ear flaps. Reggie Jackson and John Olerud wear them like they’re ashamed of their ears.
My kid tried to wear a nacho helmet and got a face full of dirt. #nachohead
Reggie Jackson wears a nacho helmet like it’s a personal insult.
I asked for ear protection. They gave me a nacho helmet. What even is life? #helmetfail
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A stupid helmet that looks like a toy from a discount bin. It’s missing the ears. Reggie Jackson wears it like it’s a badge of honor.
I wore a nacho helmet to a game and got booed by the whole stadium. #helmetofshame
Reggie Jackson showed up with a nacho helmet and I said, 'Bro, that’s not a helmet, that’s a mistake.'
My helmet broke. Now I wear a nacho helmet. It’s like being cursed by a snack.
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