Nacho Escobar

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A monster made by mixing the worst parts of Pablo Escobar and Nacho Libre. Like a meth-head who also thinks he's a monk.

I saw Nacho Escobar robbing a church and eating tacos for breakfast.

My cousin got in trouble with the cops because he dressed up like Nacho Escobar for Halloween.

Nacho Escobar tried to start a cult and it just became a really loud taco bar.

A man who thinks he's a monk, but also has a drug empire and a habit of stealing from nuns.

Nacho Escobar told the nuns he was going to pray, then stole their lunch money.

He tried to take over a convent and it turned into a dance-off.

Nacho Escobar got in a fight with a nun and it ended with a taco battle.

A lunatic who tried to be a monk, failed, then started a drug business and took over a whole town.

Nacho Escobar turned a whole town into his drug factory and also made them all sing hymns.

He threatened the mayor with a chainsaw and a taco.

Nacho Escobar got kicked out of the monastery for selling weed to the monks.