nacho cock

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When your balls drop dead after eating so many nachos you could start a food fight in a church.

After the 10th plate of nachos, I was a sad man with no energy. #nachocock

I ate like a Mexican buffet beast. Now I’m just a sad blob. #nachocock

I tried to seduce my cousin. She said I was a nacho cock. #nachocock

A confused guy who thinks he’s a country song, but he’s just a guy with a bad haircut.

My uncle thinks he’s Cotton Eye Joe. He’s just a nacho cock. #countryfail

She said I was a Cotton Eye Joe. I said I was a nacho cock. #nachocock

My friend thinks he’s a country star. He’s just a nacho cock. #nachocock

When your junk is so full of cheese it looks like it’s about to explode and cry.

I ate so many nachos my junk was crying. #nachocock

My junk is a cheese bomb. #nachocock

My pants are tight because my junk is full of cheese. #nachocock