nacho city

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When you're so wasted you could eat a whole plate of nachos and not care if you're still alive.

I ate six nachos and still passed out in the middle of the floor.

After the third beer, I asked for more nachos and a nap.

I didn't know my own name until I finished the last chip.

When you're so high you think the nachos are talking to you and you start arguing with them.

The nachos said I was ugly. I told them they were wrong. They said I was right.

I had a debate with the cheese about who was the best dip.

The salsa challenged me to a duel. I accepted. I lost.

When you’re so drunk you think you’re in a nacho restaurant and you try to order more food.

I waved my empty plate at the waiter like he owed me money.

I tried to negotiate for free chips and a drink.

I yelled, 'I want the super nacho combo!' and then cried.