nacho business

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Something someone wants to know, but they don't need to know. It's not their problem, and they're not welcome in the mess.
Why do you care what my ex said about you? It's not your business, and you're not my ex.
Why are you asking about my kid's report card? You're not their parent, and you're not getting a raise.
Why do you want to know my password? You're not my friend, and you're not getting any of my snacks.
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A question that's not needed, asked by someone who's too nosy and has nothing better to do.
Why did you break up with your girlfriend? You're not her, and you're not getting a free pizza.
Why do you know my favorite song? You're not my best friend, and you're not getting any of my money.
Why are you checking my phone? You're not my mom, and you're not getting any of my snacks.
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Something that someone wants to know but it's not their problem. They're just trying to get into your business, and they're not invited.
Why do you know my secret? You're not my best friend, and you're not getting any of my secrets.
Why are you asking about my salary? You're not my boss, and you're not getting any of my money.
Why do you want to know my password? You're not my friend, and you're not getting any of my snacks.
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