Nachiwanza

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A tiny fungus that grows where you least expect it and makes you want to scream.
I stepped on a Nachiwanza in the middle of the hallway. It was like stepping on a tiny, cursed burger.
My brother found one in his shoe and started yelling at the floor like it was a person.
I tried to eat a Nachiwanza and it tasted like sadness and regret.
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A little mushroom that shows up when you're trying to focus and ruins your day.
I was doing my math homework when a Nachiwanza popped up and I had to stop and stare at it for five minutes.
My mom said I was distracted by a Nachiwanza during my test. I got a C.
I tried to ignore the Nachiwanza, but it just kept growing bigger and bigger.
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A mini mushroom that shows up and makes you question your life choices.
I saw a Nachiwanza in my lunch and I started wondering why I ever chose that lunch.
My friend said the Nachiwanza was the reason he failed science. I believe him.
I tried to kill the Nachiwanza with a pencil. It just laughed at me.
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