nachattar

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The weirdest, funniest, most messed-up person you’ll ever meet. They’re like a walking laugh riot and make friends everywhere, even if they’re high on glitter and pizza.
I saw this guy at the mall. He yelled at a statue and it laughed back.
My teacher said he’s the reason the principal drinks coffee at 10 PM.
He once convinced a robot to dance in the school hallway.
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A human tornado of nonsense and giggles. They’ll be your best friend in 10 seconds and make you laugh until you cry.
He told a joke about socks and it made my dog cry.
He turned my math test into a rap battle.
He once dressed up as a chicken and challenged the cafeteria lady to a duel.
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The kind of person who turns lunchtime into a circus and makes you feel like you’re part of the act.
He threw his sandwich at the principal and said it was a 'meat revolution.'
He told the janitor he was a superhero and now they fight every Friday.
He made the clock tower sing karaoke and it broke the roof.
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