Nachamada

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Nachamada means God is ahead of you like he’s already beaten you up and is just waiting to laugh at you.

My cousin said Nachamada when he failed his exam and his dog ate his homework.

My aunt yelled Nachamada when she saw her son getting a traffic ticket.

My uncle said Nachamada when he lost his job and his wife left him.

Nachamada is when God is right there in front of you, like he’s about to drop a mic and say 'you’re not ready.'

My brother used Nachamada when he tried to cheat on a test and failed.

My mom said Nachamada when she tried to cook and burned the house down.

My friend said Nachamada when he tried to flirt and got rejected.

Nachamada is when God is ahead of you like he’s already got your lunch money and is just waiting to take it.

I said Nachamada when I tried to skip school and got caught.

My dad said Nachamada when he tried to sneak a beer and got caught by my mom.

My cousin said Nachamada when she tried to run away and got stuck in a traffic jam.