Nacepalm

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When you’re so mad you want to throw napalm at someone’s face, and they’re so stupid they deserve it.
My cousin spilled my coffee and then said it was 'art.' Nacepalm.
My boss yelled at me for 20 minutes. Nacepalm.
My dog ate my homework and then pooped on my shoes. Nacepalm.
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The moment you’re so fed up you wish you had napalm to burn the idiot’s face off.
My friend’s TikTok is 2 hours long. Nacepalm.
My mom called me ‘silly’ for the 10th time. Nacepalm.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz on the weekend. Nacepalm.
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When you want to light someone’s face on fire with napalm because they’re the worst.
My neighbor’s lawn is a jungle and he calls it ‘nature.’ Nacepalm.
I got a D on my math test and my friend laughed. Nacepalm.
My little brother tried to eat my homework. Nacepalm.
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When you’re so mad you could burn someone’s face off with napalm and you’re glad they’re stupid enough to let you.
My dog barked at my cat for 10 minutes. Nacepalm.
I had to do 50 push-ups because I spilled my water. Nacepalm.
My brother said my hair was ‘a disaster.’ Nacepalm.
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When someone is so annoying you want to throw napalm on their face, and they’re so dumb they let you.
My friend said my joke was ‘not funny.’ Nacepalm.
I had to eat 10 cookies for breakfast. Nacepalm.
My teacher gave me a pop quiz about my pet goldfish. Nacepalm.
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