Nacanowhere, Texas

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A tiny Texas town so boring it makes your brain go to sleep, and the only fun you get is yelling at Walmart employees.

I drove three hours to Nacanowhere just to buy a pack of gum and got yelled at by a Walmart clerk.

Nacanowhere is where the only party is when the ice cream truck breaks down.

I tried to live in Nacanowhere for a week. I now live in a box and eat cereal for dinner.

A place so far out in the boonies it’s like Texas decided to forget about it and just left it in the dirt.

Nacanowhere is the only place where the most exciting thing is watching the cows argue.

I went to Nacanowhere and my dog got more excited than I did.

If Nacanowhere had a theme song, it would be a snooze button.

A town so dull it could put a sleeping bag to shame, and the only thing that moves is the Walmart cart that’s always rolling on its own.

Nacanowhere is where the only thing that moves is the Walmart cart that’s haunted.

I went to Nacanowhere and my soul left with the bus that didn’t come.

Nacanowhere is the place where the only adventure is when the power goes out and your phone dies.