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the most unhinged monster ever to walk the earth
She turned my dog into a taco. Literally. A taco.
My ex tried to out-slay her. He got a burn mark and a broken ego.
She posted a selfie with a dragon. The dragon was her ex.
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the queen of all chaos and bad decisions
She married a chicken. It was a business decision.
She started a war over a missing sock. A sock.
She texted me at 3 a. m. with a video of a dancing potato.
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the human version of a tornado with a middle finger
She stormed into my classroom and stole my lunch. My lunch was a sandwich.
She caused a traffic jam just by blinking.
She threatened the president with a cheeseburger.
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the unholy union of a beast and a nightmare
She turned my quiet night into a scream fest.
She made my math teacher cry. Math teacher. Cried.
She had a pet demon. It was named Kevin.
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the most unhinged person in the entire universe
She turned my homework into a wrestling match.
She yelled at the moon and it got a bruise.
She tried to take over the internet. It was a close call.
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a beast so wild it makes your brain explode
She texted me a song about dead fish. I cried.
She started a cult just to get free pizza.
She yelled at my cat. My cat cried.