Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Driving down the open road in a Mitsubishi, I put my head down and things got weird. Her teeth bit me so hard, I thought I was going to lose my skin.

My car ride was a bloodbath and I didn’t even bring snacks.

She bit me like I owed her money.

I was so distracted by her teeth I forgot to turn on the radio.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

2

She had the parking brake up and my skin was in trouble. Her teeth pulled blood from my body like it was a job.

She pulled blood from me like I was a pig at a slaughterhouse.

I thought I was going to lose my skin and my dignity.

She was so aggressive I thought I was going to die.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

3

I asked if she shaved and I got hurt. I wish I never got her to sleep with me.

I asked if she shaved and it was like I asked if she had a death wish.

She made me regret my life choices.

I got more than I bargained for.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

4

My balls were so blue they looked like they were about to cry. I was flossing with her hair and I should’ve used lube.

My balls were so blue they looked like they were about to weep.

I flossed with her hair like it was a floss fight.

I should’ve used lube like it was my last chance.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

5

Whatever was down there was going to make me sick. I got thrown for a loop and I didn’t even know what was going on.

That thing was going to make me throw up like it was my job.

I got confused and I didn’t even know why.

I was so lost I didn’t know my own name.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

6

I don’t know if I gave her permission. I had to post #MeToo and my keys fell out.

I didn’t know if I gave her permission like I was sleepwalking.

I posted #MeToo like it was my new brand.

My keys fell out like I was losing my mind.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

7

Her feet hit the dome light and we were in the dark. I was slamming her head like it was my job.

Her feet hit the light like it was a war.

We were in the dark like it was a horror movie.

I slammed her head like it was my new hobby.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

8

Her ass went down wrong and my dick bent back. I got cum in my hair and it was all tangled.

Her ass went down like it was a car crash.

My dick bent back like it was folding paper.

Cum in my hair like it was a mess.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

9

She turned blue from my hands and I hoped she didn’t die. Her vaginal canal was the size of a bagel and I was mad.

She turned blue like she was a ghost.

I hoped she didn’t die like it was my fault.

Her vaginal canal was huge like it was a portal.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

10

I snapped my hand and wrapped it around her throat. Her eyes popped out and I hoped she didn’t kill me.

I snapped my hand like it was a movie moment.

I wrapped it around her throat like it was a chokehold.

Her eyes popped out like it was a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

11

The lights went up and she started smoking my blunt. She used up all my kush and I was left with just coke.

She smoked my blunt like it was her last meal.

She used up all my kush like it was nothing.

I was left with coke like it was my punishment.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

12

She snarled like she had rabies and I forgot to wrap up. I hope she doesn’t have my babies.

She snarled like a wild animal.

I forgot to wrap up like it was my new habit.

I hope she doesn’t have my babies like it was a nightmare.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

13

This stuff was so sticky her dad saw the hickies. I can’t get hard and my dick is singing the blues.

This stuff was so sticky like it was glue.

Her dad saw the hickies like it was a crime.

My dick is singing the blues like it was a concert.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

14

She arched her back and I had her like a noose. We both groaned when her genitals shot.

She arched her back like it was a yoga class.

I had her like a noose like it was my new job.

We both groaned like it was a concert.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

15

Now my dick is covered and I’m done. This was the worst sex I’ve ever had.

Now my dick is covered like it was a blanket.

I’m done like it was my last breath.

This was the worst sex like it was a horror movie.

by Slangipedia 8d ago