nacaida

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A woman so hot she could make a priest lose his faith and a nun lose her virginity. She’s smart enough to not let you forget it.

My cousin’s a nacaida. She failed my math test just to make me feel bad.

He proposed to her. She laughed and said, 'I’m not your mom.'

She came into the room and the whole bar forgot how to breathe.

A woman who’s got brains, beauty, and a side of sarcasm that could cut through steel.

She got a degree, a cat, and a life. I got a headache.

She said I was ‘average.’ I took that as a personal attack.

She’s the only person who can outsmart my uncle.

A woman so good-looking, she could make a saint blush. And she’s got the brains to back it up.

She’s got two cats, a PhD, and a look that could kill.

She walked in and my dog started drooling.

She outsmarted my dad in a debate. He still hasn’t recovered.