nacademic

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A person who talks big about knowing stuff, but can't back it up with anything but hot air and a bad grade.

My bio teacher is a nacademic. He says he studied dinosaurs, but he can't even remember what a T-Rex eats.

She claims she's a math genius, but she can't do long division without crying.

He says he's a history expert, but he thinks the Civil War happened in the 1900s.

A know-it-all who acts like they're the smartest person in the room, but they're just full of garbage.

My cousin is a nacademic. He says he's a physics master, but he can't explain why the sky is blue.

She told me she's a chemistry whiz, but she can't even mix two colors without messing it up.

He says he's a literature genius, but he can't name a single book.

A person who thinks they're smart, but they're just making it up as they go along.

My neighbor is a nacademic. He says he's a math teacher, but he can't even do basic multiplication.

She says she's a history expert, but she thinks the Great Wall of China was built by aliens.

He says he's a science prodigy, but he thinks the moon is made of cheese.

A person who brags about knowing everything, but they're just full of hot air and nonsense.

My brother is a nacademic. He says he's a science teacher, but he can't even explain gravity.

She claims to be a geography expert, but she thinks Brazil is in Europe.

He says he's a language genius, but he can't speak any language except English.

A person who thinks they're the smartest in the room, but they can't even prove it.

My friend is a nacademic. He says he's a math wizard, but he can't even do basic fractions.

She says she's a science expert, but she thinks the sun is made of chocolate.

He says he's a history king, but he thinks the Ancient Egyptians built the pyramids with crayons.

A person who talks like they know everything, but they're just faking it and making it up.

My teacher is a nacademic. She says she studied physics, but she can't explain why things fall down.

He says he's a chemistry expert, but he thinks water is made of jelly.

She says she's a literature queen, but she can't name a single book.