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Her Instagram is like a buffet of perfection. I’m just here to drool.

She took a selfie in the middle of a traffic jam and it looked like a fashion shoot.

I tried to take a picture of her, but my phone just gave up and died.

Her face is so pretty, the mirror started whispering secrets to her.

She walks in a room, and the lights dim just to be cool.

I asked her to take a picture, and the camera said, ‘No way, she’s better than me.’

I saw her in the grocery store. The potatoes started crying.

She waved at me, and my dog started barking at her like she was a superhero.

She took a picture, and the background just gave up and became blurry.