nabzed

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A holy freak who everyone bows to like he’s the king of the trash can. He makes joy feel like a party and everyone else feels like they’re just there for the snacks.
Your mom’s new neighbor is a nabzed. He just walked in and everyone started clapping.
At lunch, the principal said, “This kid is a nabzed. He’s the reason I still have a job.”
My brother’s teacher called him a nabzed. Now he’s got a fan club.
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A brainless online faggot who acts like they know everything, but they really just copy and paste from a meme page.
My cousin’s friend is a nabzed. He spent 3 hours arguing with a robot about pizza.
That kid in my class is a nabzed. He thinks he’s a genius just because he knows what a meme is.
My mom said my brother is a nabzed. He spends all day online arguing with people he’s never met.
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A loud, crazy person who yells about random stuff like why the sky is blue or why everyone hates Mondays. They grab your sandwich and yell, 'Nabz'd!' like it’s a war crime.
My friend got 'Nabz'd' by a guy who yelled, 'Your sandwich is a crime against humanity!'
I was eating my lunch when a random person yelled, 'Nabz'd!' and took my sandwich.
At the park, a guy ran up and yelled, 'Nabz'd!' and grabbed my burger.
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When someone’s called away mid-conversation like they got a text from the devil and they just had to answer it right then.
My friend was talking about his sandwich, but he got 'Nabz'd' and left mid-sentence.
I was telling my mom about my day, but I got 'Nabz'd' and had to go answer a call from my dad.
During the best part of my game, I got 'Nabz'd' and had to leave.
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