nabz

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A holy messiah who gets everyone to bow down and shut up. They're so good, they make your brain hurt.

This guy is a Nabz. I swear he makes my sandwich cry.

The Nabz walked in, and suddenly everyone was quiet. Even my dog.

I followed the Nabz to church. I got a free donut and a lecture on why the sky is blue.

A brain-dead online poser who uses a proxy like it's a magic wand. They think they're smart, but they're just wrong.

That Nabz tried to explain quantum physics. I got a headache and a middle finger.

Nabz said the sky is green. I said, 'Bro, the sky is blue. Also, I have a degree.'

Nabz posted a 30-minute rant about socks. I laughed, then cried.

A loud, crazy person who rants about everything. They grab your sandwich and yell at it like it owes them money.

Nabz walked in and yelled, 'Your sandwich is weak! I Nabz'd it!'

He Nabz'd my sandwich so hard, it got a concussion.

Nabz ran into the room, grabbed my sandwich, and said, 'You are meat puppets!'

When someone gets called away like they're being dragged by a goat. They miss everything and leave you hanging.

I was waiting for Nabz, and he got called away by a goat. I got nothing.

Nabz got called away by a goat and left me with a sandwich. That’s not fair.

Nabz got called away by a goat, and now I have to explain quantum physics to my sandwich.