Nabsack

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A tiny beaver that lives on your hip and smells like old gym socks is called a nab. The smelly bag it lives in is the nabsack. You can only see it with a special x-ray that your grandma uses to find her missing socks.
'I saw a nab on your hip, but it ran away when I told it I was going to throw it in the toilet.'
'My x-ray said there were three nabs in my nabsack. I now have three stinky bags on my hips.'
'Your nabsack is leaking. I can smell it from here.'
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A tiny beaver that lives on your hip is called a nab. The bag it lives in is called the nabsack. It's so smelly, it could make a dog cry.
'I just got a new nab. It's the third one this week. My nabsack is getting crowded.'
'Your nabsack is so bad, I think it's been eating my lunch.'
'I tried to pick up my nab, but my x-ray said it was busy pooping.'
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A tiny beaver that lives on your hip is called a nab. The bag it lives in is called the nabsack. You can only see it with a special x-ray that makes you feel like you're going to puke.
'I saw a nab on my hip. It looked at me like it was going to eat me.'
'My x-ray showed me a nab inside my nabsack. I now have a beaver living in my pants.'
'Your nabsack is so smelly, I think it's got a second job as a garbage truck.'
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