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You typed this because you're the kind of person who thinks school is a prison and your teacher is the warden. You’re probably sitting there with your face in your hands, crying because your life is a mess. Just. Finish. Your. Assignment. Before I throw your laptop out the window.

Urban Dictionary flipped on its head, like it just got hit by a bus and is now lying in the street screaming.

Urban Dictionary’s enemy. It came to take down the dictionary, but instead it just made everything worse. Like a bad haircut.

You are the kind of person who sits in class, stares at the ceiling, and wonders why you’re still alive. You must have no friends and no life.

Some loser tried to destroy Urban Dictionary, but it backfired so hard it became a new word. Now that loser is crying in a corner.

Urban Dictionary flipped backwards, like it was hit by a truck and now it's screaming in the street.

You are the kind of person who thinks boredom is a feeling and not a death sentence. You have no life and no friends.