Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman using a tree branch like a giant meat stick for her own pleasure

She leaned against the trunk and let the branch do all the work

The forest was her bedroom and the branch was her toy

She didn’t need a man, just a log and a lot of moans

2

When a girl takes a stick from a tree and uses it like a big cock

She was out in the woods and didn’t come home until noon

The tree was her lover and the branch was her favorite part

She got so turned on, she forgot she was outside

3

A woman using a tree limb like a giant cock for her own enjoyment

She was alone in the forest and didn’t care who saw

She came back with a smile and a sore butt

She didn’t need a man, just a branch and a good time

4

A girl using a tree branch like a big hard stick for her own fun

She was in the woods and didn’t come home for hours

She was so loud, the animals came to watch

She got so turned on, she started talking to the tree

5

When a woman uses a tree limb like a big meaty log for her own joy

She was in the forest and didn’t come out for days

She was so happy, she started singing to the trees

She got so worked up, she nearly broke the branch

6

A girl using a tree stick like a big cock for her own pleasure

She was out there with no one around and didn’t care

She was so turned on, she started laughing

She came back with a grin and a sore bottom