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A game where you try to chuck a thing into a hole or a circle, but your luck is worse than your ex's. You don't need to be fit, just need a little bit of skill and a lot of beer.

I spent three hours playing bocce and lost to my grandma. She drank two beers.

My friend tried to play darts and missed the board twice. He’s still proud of himself.

I played disc golf and got a hole-in-one. My dog ate the disc. I still got a hole-in-one.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When you throw a ball or a disc at a target and hope it lands where you want it, but it’s more about how many drinks you’ve had than how good you are.

I played pool and missed the pocket. I blamed the table. It blamed me back.

My cousin tried to play bocce and hit the ball into a bush. He called it a strategic move.

I played darts and hit the board. I called it a victory. It called me a drunk.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

Any game where you try to hit a target with a ball or disc, but your skill is less important than your alcohol intake and your willingness to argue with strangers.

I played disc golf and lost to my neighbor. He had three drinks and a grudge.

I played bocce and called my friend a f***ing idiot for missing the ball. He called me a f***ing idiot back.

I played darts and missed the board. My dog hit it for me. I still called it a win.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A game where you don’t need to be athletic, just need to be slightly coordinated and slightly drunk, and occasionally hit something that looks like a target.

I played bocce and hit the ball into a tree. I called it a power move.

I played darts and missed the board. My friend hit it. He called it a win.

I played pool and missed the pocket. I blamed the ball. It blamed me back.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

A game where you try to hit a target with a ball or disc, but your skill is mostly just luck and the number of drinks you’ve had.

I played disc golf and hit the disc into a bush. I called it a strategic move. The bush called me a f***ing idiot.

I played bocce and lost to my dad. He had two beers and a grudge.

I played darts and missed the board. I called it a win. My friend called it a loss.

by Slangipedia 5h ago

When you throw a ball or disc at a target and hope it lands where you want, but your skill is mostly just how many drinks you’ve had and how much you hate your opponent.

I played bocce and lost to my brother. He had three beers and a smile.

I played darts and missed the board. My friend hit it. He called it a win. I called it a f***ing insult.

I played pool and missed the pocket. I blamed my ball. It blamed me back.

by Slangipedia 5h ago