nabors

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A bunch of ugly Latino nerds who live in Windermere. They’re like the worst version of your uncle and Chris thinks he’s a pimp but he’s just a sad excuse for one.
My cousin got stuck with the nabors for lunch. He cried.
I saw the nabors at the mall. They looked like they just woke up from a coma.
The nabors tried to start a band. It was like watching a goat try to sing.
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A super cool last name that belongs to someone who is awesome, funny, and just the best person ever. They’re like the human version of a perfect pizza, and they love A7X so much it’s annoying.
My friend’s last name is nabors. He’s like a walking party.
Nabors people are the reason I still believe in humanity.
I asked my teacher if she was a nabor. She said I was asking the wrong question.
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When you’re in bed and your partner’s asleep, you grab their hand and use it for your own private business. It’s like cheating, but with more drama.
I did the nabors thing and got caught. My partner yelled at me.
My friend’s girlfriend doesn’t know he does the nabors thing every night.
I tried to do the nabors thing and my hand fell asleep.
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A secret title given to someone who’s so mysterious, they might as well be a spy. It comes from the word neighbor, and once you get it, you’re stuck with it forever. No escape.
My friend got the title of nabor. Now he won’t tell me anything.
I asked my teacher if she was a nabor. She just winked at me.
The nabor in my class never talks. He’s like a ghost.
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A guy with a dick so big and soft it might’ve been made by God himself. No color, no texture, just pure, ungodly perfection.
My uncle has a nabor-level dick. I’ve seen it.
The guy at the gym has a nabor-level dick. I think he’s from another planet.
My friend’s dad has a nabor-level dick. He’s like a legend.
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