Nabophobia

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when you absolutely despise anyone named Nabin so much you wish they were stuck in a blender
I saw Nabin at the store and I almost threw my cereal at him.
My dog barked at Nabin like he was a thief.
I told my mom Nabin is the devil in human form.
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when Nabin’s name makes your brain short circuit and you start screaming into the void
Nabin walked into class and I screamed ‘why?!’ at the ceiling.
I got a C on my test because I was thinking about Nabin the whole time.
My friend texted me ‘Nabin is here’ and I cried.
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when you think Nabin is the worst human ever and you want to punch them in the face
I saw Nabin and I punched a wall.
Nabin talked to my crush and I almost bit my tongue.
I told my teacher Nabin should be sent to jail.
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when Nabin’s name is so bad it feels like you’re being tortured with glitter and loud noises
I heard Nabin’s name and I hid under my bed.
Nabin walked by and I started crying in the hallway.
I got a detention because I yelled ‘NO MORE NABIN’ in math class.
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when you’re so mad at Nabin you think they’re the reason your chicken nuggets are cold
I blamed Nabin for my chicken nuggets being cold.
Nabin’s name made me throw my nuggets at the wall.
I told my lunch lady to curse Nabin for ruining my day.
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