Nabnasset

My cousin lives in Nabnasset. He says the trash cans talk back.

I got lost in Nabnasset. The street signs had opinions.

My mom says Nabnasset is where the bad dreams go to college.

The sidewalk in Nabnasset doesn't just have cracks, it has a social life.

I walked by a guy in Nabnasset who was arguing with a puddle.

Nabnasset doesn't have a trash can, it has a trash gang.

The pizza guy in Nabnasset walks everywhere. He’s like a human delivery truck.

My friend got pizza in Nabnasset, and the box was used for something else before.

The pizza in Nabnasset is so bad, it got its own nickname: 'Don’t even try.'

The streetlights in Nabnasset don’t just flicker, they gossip.

I saw a streetlight in Nabnasset crying. It had a bad day.

The streetlights in Nabnasset all got a job at the local donut shop.

The dog in Nabnasset gave me the side eye. I think he was tired.

I walked by a dog in Nabnasset, and he said, 'You look like a bad day.'

The dogs in Nabnasset all got jobs as critics. They don’t take tips.