Nablooski

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A total motherfucker who ties family and friends together like a bunch of stupid kids on a field trip. You call this when you're high and your friend is telling you the truth, but it sounds like a lie.
Bro, you're a Nablooski, I swear you're my cousin's best friend's ex's brother's dog's owner.
Man, I just smoked a blunt with this Nablooski, and he told me the truth about my mom.
You're my Nablooski, I know you're lying, but I still believe you.
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A full-blown idiot who makes your family and friends feel like they're all in on some dumb conspiracy. You use it when you're lit and your friend is giving you a long story that’s barely true.
This Nablooski just told me my dog is alive and works for the government.
I’m your Nablooski, I believe your story even though it’s nonsense.
You’re the Nablooski of this whole situation, and I’m just here for the chaos.
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A real piece of trash who connects your family and friends like they're all stuck in a stupid group chat. You say it when you’re high and your friend is making up wild stuff that sounds real.
Bro, you're my Nablooski, I just believed your story about the pizza delivery man being a spy.
I'm the Nablooski of this group, and I’m still here for the madness.
You're a Nablooski, I believe your lie about my sister being a robot.
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A complete mess who keeps your family and friends together like they're all stuck in a stupid fight. You call this when you're high and your friend is telling a story that’s total nonsense.
You're my Nablooski, I just believed your story about my dog being a superhero.
This Nablooski just told me my mom's a secret agent.
I'm your Nablooski, I believe your nonsense even though it’s stupid.
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A total idiot who glues your family and friends together like they’re all stuck in one stupid dream. You say it when you're high and your friend is telling you the truth, but it sounds like a lie.
Bro, you're my Nablooski, I just believed your story about my dad being a time traveler.
You're the Nablooski of this whole situation, and I’m still here for the dumbness.
I'm your Nablooski, I believe your story even though it's complete nonsense.
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A full-blown lunatic who ties your family and friends together like they’re all stuck in one stupid argument. You say it when you're lit and your friend is telling you a story that’s barely true.
You're my Nablooski, I just believed your story about my dog being a secret agent.
This Nablooski just told me my mom's a secret agent.
I'm your Nablooski, I believe your story even though it's nonsense.
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