Nablet

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the tiny piece of meat you wish you could chew off and throw away
"Man, I’m so nablet right now, I could eat a whole pizza and still feel like I’m half-dead."
"He took one look at my nablet and said, 'Bro, you’re not even a real man.'"
"I tried to explain my nablet to my mom, and she just stared at me like I was a monster."
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the lowest form of a noob, so bad you’re not even a full noob, just a half-dead thing that barely counts
"You’re not even a nub, you’re a nablet. I’ve seen dogs with better skills than you."
"He got called a nablet in the chat and just quit the game. Literally.""
"I used to be a noob, now I’m a nablet. Life’s a rollercoaster, and I’m the wheel."
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when you take a bite so big it’s like you’re trying to eat a whole cow in one go
"She took a bite of that burger and it was like she was trying to eat a cow. Classic nablet."
"I took one bite of that cake and I became a nablet. I don’t even remember my life before that."
"He took one bite of the pizza and I swear it looked like he was about to cry."
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a person who thinks they’re a pro, but they’re more like a disaster in disguise
"He thinks he’s a pro gamer, but he’s a nablet. He can’t even aim straight."
"She signed up for the dance class thinking she was a pro, but she’s a nablet. She stepped on my foot and I didn’t even flinch."
"He tried to do a magic trick and it backfired. Classic nablet."
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