nablenu

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A huge meatball of a person who thinks they're the king of the hill and acts like everyone else is beneath their ugly feet.

Nablenu just ate three pizzas and still thinks they can beat me in a dance-off.

They showed up to the party 10 minutes late and yelled at the DJ for not knowing who they were.

Tried to start a fight with my dog because it looked at them like they were a bad choice for a sandwich.

A human mountain who thinks the world revolves around them and has no idea what the word 'listen' even means.

They tried to sing a karaoke song and ruined it for everyone else.

Nablenu showed up to my mom's birthday and took the cake for themselves.

They yelled at the waiter for not knowing their name when they hadn't even ordered yet.

A walking food coma who thinks they're the most important person in the room and doesn't care if they're being loud.

Nablenu ate the whole buffet and still wanted seconds.

They talked over the entire movie and didn't even notice.

They showed up to my funeral and started eating the cake.

A giant who thinks they're the boss and doesn't know how to shut up or stop eating.

Nablenu tried to give a speech and it lasted 15 minutes and was about their dog.

They took the last slice of pizza and didn't even say thank you.

They showed up to the meeting and ate the whole snack tray.

A big, messy person who thinks they're the center of the universe and never stops talking or eating.

Nablenu started telling a story about their pet iguana and it lasted two hours.

They ate the whole cake and still wanted more.

They showed up to the concert and blocked the view for everyone.