nabl

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A nabl is someone who thinks being late is a superpower. They’d rather miss a funeral than show up on time.
He was 3 hours late to the party. We had a funeral for his punctuality.
He missed the final exam because he was nabl-ing his way through life.
He said he’d be there in 5 minutes. It was 5 minutes before the end of time.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A nabl is a weak version of a nab. Like a baby who can’t even hold a sword.
He was a nabl in the game. He couldn’t even kill a goblin.
She tried to be cool, but she was just a nabl in disguise.
He got called a nabl because he died before the first boss fight.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A nabl is when you’re so broken you can’t even think straight. Like a zombie with a brain full of glitter.
He was a nabl after eating 10 pizzas and watching 3 horror movies.
She was a nabl after crying for 2 days straight.
He was a nabl because he forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A nabl is when you’re so gay you’re basically a flamingo. And your balls are the size of marbles.
He was a nabl at the club. He was dancing with a flamingo and crying at the same time.
She was a nabl because she wore glitter and cried over a sandwich.
He was a nabl because he had a pet flamingo and called it his best friend.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A nabl is what you say when the world goes crazy. Like when your mom eats your homework and your dad starts a war.
I said ‘nabl’ when my dog ate my math test and my cat started a fight.
She screamed ‘nabl’ when her phone exploded and her pet turtle ran away.
He yelled ‘nabl’ when his pizza was stolen by a ghost.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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A nabl is when you choose to be something or not. It’s like picking between a donut and a punch in the face.
He was a nabl because he chose to eat a donut instead of doing his homework.
She was a nabl because she picked the punch in the face over a free pizza.
He was a nabl because he said no to a million dollars and yes to a bag of chips.
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A nabl is when you know someone is gay and you can’t stop laughing about it. It’s like your brain is a fan club.
He was a nabl because he knew his friend was gay and laughed at him for 3 hours.
She was a nabl because she started a fan club for her crush.
He was a nabl because he cried when his friend came out and he was the only one who knew.
by Slangipedia 13h ago
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